Make me a Sammich

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dakt37:

dozygoats:

wardenmpreg:

dualscarshotgills:

tresaisaspecialflower:

You read 603 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

whoop whoop

You read 268 words per minute.
That makes you 7% faster than the national average.

ha ha ha ha ha haha

You read 159 words per minute.

That makes you 36% slower than the national average.

i’m a good reader just apparently as slow as a 3rd grader

You read 275 words per minute.
That makes you 10% faster than the national average.

About the speed of a 9th grader. Not surprised, but still amused because I read. All. The. Time. You’d think I would get faster eventually, but apparently not.

You read 159 words per minute.
That makes you 36% slower than the national average.

this is why i have trouble getting into books, and especially book series. it’s tedious and frustrating. ._.

You read 526 words per minute.
That makes you 110% faster than the national average.

yeaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

You read 685 words per minute.

That makes you 174% faster than the national average.

I read at a speed JUST above the average for college professors. EAT THAT COLLEGE! BOOYAH!

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

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poupon:

Let’s appreciate The Best Comic About Fashion, Transvestites, The Realities of Entrepreneurship and Branding, Real Estate and The Insular Nature of Nerd Culture.

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beautycutelove:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(via mint-t)

heartbrokenbunny:

yunogasaii:

boss-huynh:

OMFG WHAT IS THIS APP! MUST HAVE!

if anyone wants to know, this app is called OuO

waaant

Just for the Chizu, thought she might want this~

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theoriginalspike:

puzzlegirlsandpoprocks:

nionioworld:

synnesai:

abbynormalities:

nemesismess:

dorkvader:

thefallingtower:

geekyvamp:

lipstickandligature:

feminishblog:

A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District

Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.

Everyone watch this. Please. Amazing and … just…so moving.

YES.

the faces the audience makes at the end.

BOOM

The title might sound a bit deceiving but it’s actually a really good video

Wow, this is good.

oohh 

Dont let the title deceive you. This video is safe for work.

Their faces at the end.

Man.

Damn. Just damn.

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mizuaoi:

Fionna x Flame Prince

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“And then! There was this one time our tree house was invaded by a giant snail, well she was actually a giant slug but that comes later in the story, anyway-“

“Uh huh…” 

“Then we taught her to swing swords around and beat box like all- bumbumtsshbumbumtsshbadabadabumbumtssh! and then-“

“Uh huh…” 

“THEN! We found out it was a giant slug and that’s why she couldn’t get any dates cause-“

“Uh huh…” 

Fionna paused, although she was more than excited to continue her dangerous adventures with the giant slug event, she couldn’t help but feel like her audience wasn’t paying attention. 

“…Hey…” she called out, looking down at said audience on her lap, “FP? Are you even listening?” 

“Uh huh…” 

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C’mere and let me love you… do it.

So I’ve got a group sharing a table at the free con AM2 this June, and this’ll be our table. We’ve got quite a group, all selling different things. Hopefully the variety will bring people around and keep them there for awhile!

Come visit! The con is freeeeeee~

(pic clicks through to the con’s website)

antiaichan:

axeonos:

fivetail:

ludwiggermany:

Tom Hiddleston fans.

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!

Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?

oh

i cant stop listening to this…. er.. uh…. yeah…. i… i need to be alone right now…. NOW.

brb I need to change now…

o/////o

bewilderebeest:

hiddlesdowney:

shoesofmoriarty:

flarmesa:

asparklethatisblue:

iprefer-gabi:

defy all the stereotypes!!! 

Aww HELL TO THE YES!

not even sorry

YES.

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